QUESTION: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? ANSWER: Snowflakes. 😀
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Snowman breakfast
Crossing a turkey with an octopus
QUESTION: What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus? ANSWER: Enough drumsticks for everybody!
Why do birds fly south?
QUESTION: Why do birds fly south in the winter? ANSWER: Because it’s too far to walk!
What do elves learn at school?
QUESTION: What do elves learn at school? ANSWER: The ELF-abet.
Redcurrant Jelly
QUESTION: What do redcurrants say to each other at Christmas? ANSWER: ‘Tis the season to be jelly! 🙂