Spooky snowman
QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? ANSWER: Frostbite!
Shareable Christmas Jokes
The natural gardener
QUESTION: Why does Santa have three gardens? ANSWER: So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.
This one really hits the spot
QUESTION: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? ANSWER: Ribbon Hood
Something fishy
QUESTION: What’s red & white, and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? ANSWER: Sandy Claws!
Snowman breakfast
QUESTION: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? ANSWER: Snowflakes. 😀
Crossing a turkey with an octopus
QUESTION: What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus? ANSWER: Enough drumsticks for everybody!
Why do birds fly south?
QUESTION: Why do birds fly south in the winter? ANSWER: Because it’s too far to walk!
What do elves learn at school?
QUESTION: What do elves learn at school? ANSWER: The ELF-abet.